So, I went to see the new Superman movie, Man of Steel, this past weekend. This is my deeply analytical, profound review.
The parts of the movie where Clark Kent looks like this are awesome:
The parts where he looks like this, significantly less awesome:
I mean, let’s be honest here. Ridiculously square jaw-line aside, when it comes right down to it, if you were to put your life into the hands of one man who would it be?
… or this man?
This is also why Wolverine is awesome and Cyclops is a baby-faced pansy.
That is all.